I am a tahitian slut

Here is one of my random posts...

So a couple of months back I was bored at work (which doesn't happen that often because I love my job and i rarely have a spare moment) so I decided to Google my name. There were a few interesting things, mostly old ladies who were dead . Then I noticed there was an IMDB entry. SCORE!!! I was excited. I could now tell random people in bars that I was an actress. I REAL actress. Then I looked up this chick with my name. Ugh. One credit. One movie. Sarah Blah Blah BLah...Tahitian Slut.

At first I was disappointed, then I realized it was kind of cool because it was filmed in Canada and there was this one time I was in Canada....

But that's another story...

Anyway, I went to tell my mom.

Me: Mom, I googled myself! I'm a Tahitian slut!
Mom: (look of confusion)
Me: No really!
Mom: But your not Tahitian?

Really?? I thought she would say I wasn't a slut, but now I know her true feelings...

SG